Please the fetus 

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

Please the fetus by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Pass the mustard please 

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

Pass the mustard please by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Pass the butter please 

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

Pass the butter please by KJSW69 May 10, 2021

watch the tramcar please 

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

watch the tramcar please by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! 

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!

Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

can you please shut the fuck up? by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022