feedin' the pigeons 

Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating.

Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nothing, probably just feedin' the pigeons."

feedin' the pigeons by poolboy in February 12, 2008

King of the pigeons 

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

King of the pigeons by Melton July 1, 2012

doing it like the pigeons 

means having lots of very filthy sex

...as in, 'dude we were doing it like the pigeons all weekend long!'

doing it like the pigeons by GoodGirl27 February 9, 2009

call in the pigeons 

to order cocaine, to call in a bag

now i've had a pint i need to call in the pigeons

call in the pigeons by Poohtash July 24, 2019

pigeons in the comfrey 

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)

* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.

pigeons in the comfrey by Ein3 March 21, 2023

Pigeons and the Wasps 

Lesbian/Gay sex ED. Basically opposite of the birds and the bees.

Told my dad I was gay and he was tryna give me the pigeons and the wasps talk.

Pigeons and the Wasps by humtoitriley December 4, 2023