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Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”
“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt
by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019
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oven mitt

To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
by Niggslayer November 10, 2004
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Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
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Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
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oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.
Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011
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Oven Mitt

n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.
Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
by wtf78 April 27, 2010
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dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
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