matthew the bitchwhore

Matthew is an all around bitch. He only cares about himself and he also asks hobos if they want to have sex with him. He is an all around whore, a money whore, a girl whore, you name it. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and he tells everybody to kill themselves because he's a salty little bitch. He wants to 69 every girl he meets, especially girls named Elisabeth. No one likes him and he will be a loner for the rest of his fucking life.

Guy1: Ew, it's Matthew.
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!

by KillYourselfMatthew January 18, 2017

matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

by willoughby August 14, 2005

Matthew Deng is the best at basketball

He's the GOAT, nothing else to say

Matthew Deng is the best at basketball

by dmskamdfjkmslx February 15, 2019

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019