Linus

He's i sweet sexy boy who will cuddle his homies to sleep. You can always depend on Linus to steal your bitch, so hide your women because here comes Linkan with his 30 inch punisher. ( usually tall, muscular and handsome af).

Oh my my girlfriend got destroyed by Linus and his massive dong.
Damn das duff...

by Bigtittylover69 October 17, 2019

Linus

One of the best people you could ever meet. Linus is a great hugger and gives amazing advice. He is a good leader and knows how to make anyone on his team feel better. If you know a Linus you are lucky!

I could really use a hug from Linus right now.

by EROCKSMC December 28, 2019

linus

The male reproductive organ.

He just wants to see other men's linuses.

by SagarStuChrisMatt December 28, 2005

Linus

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.

God told Linus to love the people he envy most in his life. Linus went on to love himself.

by RichestBitch June 3, 2017

linus

Father of the operating system, Linux.

Linus invented Linux.

by eSouth April 3, 2005

Linus

(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.

Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips

"hey man, stop linusing!"
"my girlfriend linused so much yesterday"

by LazyNoNos May 2, 2017

Linus

Big idiot with massive ego. Has microscopic penis that even the best scientists can not measure. All round asshole.

Wow that guys being such an idiot, I bet he’s a Linus

by Yahhhhhboiiiiiii March 2, 2020