The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.

"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."

by Chrenolda June 14, 2018

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.

Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

The Jam at Denny’s

When someone thinks they’re the shit but they really aren’t

“You think you’re all that but you’re just the jam at Denny’s”

by Yoli March 7, 2021

the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife

i did the jam donut with my wife last night

by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014