The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

The Kevin Garnett

1. when one person makes a derogatory comment to another person in which the comment pretains to a person having or looking like they have cancer.

KG called me a cancer patient, I'm pissed because, u know how many people died from cancer, and he's tossing it like it's a joke - he just pulled The Kevin Garnett

by cyclistvs.car December 20, 2010

garret the fuckboy

Garret the fuckboy is a total fuckboy
Ladies ain't got no time for your shit garret because ladies ain't got no time for fuckboys

Ladies just tryna take a bath in peace just tryna to get to know ya

She ain't got no time for your shit garret the fuckboy

Garret the fuckboy has no chill

by Theladyjusttrynatakeabath March 28, 2015