Skip to main content

losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.
I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!
losing the gamble by bscepter February 12, 2005

lost the gamble 

Past tense version of losing the gamble--an unintentional emission of fecese during intended flatulence.
"Why do you look so nervous?"

"I tried to fart, but I totally lost the gamble."
lost the gamble by bscepter February 12, 2005

The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.
"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.
The Gamble Game by cruise23 June 21, 2010

The Gombler 

Roaming the forest of Downtown Chicago, The Gombler is a tall cloaked figure with one eye. This creature is believed to be a descendent of the “Medjed,” an Egyptian Deity, and has been said to feast on the eyes of anything it comes across.
"Is that... Th-Th-The GOMBLER?!" *pisses pant*
The Gombler by KurroIsEpic January 29, 2025

Gamble the feature 

When the boys are down at the pub and want to go for a slap. Go on more more chilli and gamble the feature.
Jake goes up to randoms and says “gamble the feature”.

Maddie & Hollie always lose to red.
Gamble the feature by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022

the milk gamble 

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"