The english language

trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.

Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu

by peepee expander December 7, 2020

The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013

The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed

Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye

by TEA19 October 8, 2019

The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.

Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.

by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019

The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022

the english goodbye

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"

Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate

by EMFan August 22, 2023

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024