bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.

"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."

by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 09, 2014

Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.

My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.

by Libtarb August 15, 2021

Bong-Dong

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

by OysterCultist January 03, 2010

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

dong bong chong

A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public

Charlie is such a dong bong chong, he had sex with Ching in the school bus yesterday

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 02, 2017

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 07, 2021