dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

by Heyy... November 28, 2018

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023