sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone

Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO

by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022

Clink on the Cooch

When something is desirable or an inconvenience.

For example “Oh Jess, did you see that guy over there…god he’s a real Clink on the Cooch”

Or

“Oh god Addy, my day was a right Clink on the Cooch.”

by Hennytimes3 February 24, 2026

The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)

"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson

by Пепси человек January 12, 2021

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Eat the Coochie Cake

When Playing a Video Game and a Player is down on the floor or Dead in Game you Use a Female Character and Teabag them in the face as if you had Man balls and You sing "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake"

Haha You Suck, Now "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake."

by PsychoInjustice February 4, 2021

The chooch and choochie show

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021