Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.
Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!
Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!
by Kevin Beckwith January 9, 2009
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The Can Man • the garbage can man show • The bare minimum I can manage • black man on the can • The best compliment your old man can get • The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world • they can put a man on the moon, but they can't • Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man) • You can't run from the rickshaw man • tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!
guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! mug.I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
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