As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

by samsammydog March 28, 2012

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009

Shaking the Bishop

Jacking off, masturbation, wacking off

* Shakes girls hand *

" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"

"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."

by Missstermanies March 25, 2010

As the actress said to the bishop

The original term for the popular joke made from double entendres, "that's what she said".

Person 1: Just stick it in there!
Person 2: As the actress said to the bishop.

by alexo10 February 17, 2012

slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.

Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"

by asst followbeck November 29, 2015