The Bends
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
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The Bends
When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
The Bends by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
bends to the left
Somthing that every man is affected with. It is a clinical disease that makes your penis bend to the left. In some cases its lets you hit places you've never felt before. Other times it just looks weird
bends to the left by unbeaten-Turtle April 25, 2022
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Crackin the Beads
Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.
Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"
Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"
Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"
(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)
Guy 1: "Whoa!"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."
Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"
Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"
(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)
Guy 1: "Whoa!"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."
Crackin the Beads by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009
round the bend
"She's sending me round the bend!" or "Why'd you throw out a perfectly good steak? Have you gone round the bend?!"
round the bend by Gangis May 22, 2008
Beauty and The Beads
When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
Beauty and The Beads by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017