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the wallaby assassins 

The wallaby assassins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. They occupy the mountains of north wales. The wallaby assassins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. The alpha male of the wallaby assassins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. Every year, one member of the wallaby assassins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.
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The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release