A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
by linkgenesis January 27, 2013
Get the The Princess Zelda mug.An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
by alt + f4 August 8, 2005
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What to look at if you are searching for a perfected game for the N64. its official review was a ten out of ten, due to its vastness, graphics, and amazing music
by MasterOfTime June 11, 2009
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Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.
Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.
by Linkzie June 29, 2006
Get the The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time mug.The first zelda game for the nintendo switch, it has gotten 10/10's on more than 10 websites, though it does have flaws, much like the ending, it is a universally acclaimed game.
Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.
It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.
It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Hey dude! Wanna play that new The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I heard its awesome!
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.
by Tom_memegod April 10, 2017
Get the The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild mug.A nearly perfect balance of puzzle solving and action. The games star a young swordsman named Link, a boy donned in green who goes around getting chicks and then beating Ganon: The King of Evil. There are currently 10 (soon to be 11) games, 6 of which flow perfectly in a sequential order. The timeline is confusing but the official one is:
Ocarina of Time (N64)
Majora's Mask (N64)
The Wind Waker (GCN)
Twilight Princess (not yet released)
A Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Adventure of Link (NES)
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The Adventure of Link (NES)
by RobK June 30, 2005
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