Poke in the whiskers

To have Male to female intercourse. (Poking), (Poke) The actual act of going through the hair.

Hey, says the guy to the girl, how about a little "poke in the whiskers".

by Lizzzard June 10, 2008

poke in the whiskers

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn

“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

split the whisker

a chick taking a piss.

nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.

by nigelnomates September 20, 2007

Poke the Whiskers

To fuck a hairy pussy.

John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008