Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.

Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms

by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022

The Tank

"The Tank" is another name for the city of San Jose, CA located in Northern California, specifically in the Bay Area. San Jose is the largest city in the South Bay.

The San Jose Sharks play at the San Jose Arena commonly referred to by the locals as "The Shark Tank" - Hence, the nickname for San Jose is "The Tank."

"Where you headin' out to?"
"The Tank."
"San Jo be crackin'!"

by MsBusyBee August 6, 2009

frank the tank

when a person drinks a large quantity of alcohol and their alter ego emerges- the more drastic difference between the person and the alter ego, the more "frank the tank" they are- inspired by the movie old school's character frank the tank as portrayed by Will Ferrel

dude- you were so frank the tank last night!

by anonymous777 September 2, 2005

Rock the tank

Taking a violent shit.

After eating Mexican from that food truck, I had to rock the tank all afternoon.

by Cuckabum123 October 21, 2017

the tank

the ultimate chick magnet. can be seen put putting around in the roughest parts of town. intimidates other vehicles on the road. distinct gun metal paint job. not only is it bulletproof, but also rpg proof. has broken the speed of light and the speed of sound. Because it has broken the speed of sound, sign language is a key for communication while inside the tank. can seat 6 brave soldiers at a time. only down fall is that it cannot be used in stealth operations, since you can hear the fucking tank roll up from over 10000 miles away.

ho #1: did you see or hear the tank screech by last night?

ho #2: i did. my panties come off every time i hear or see the tank.

by (,)(,) July 18, 2011