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The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.
Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
by manananan April 4, 2021
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the squidward twist

When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.
Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.
by Bobbyjohnstwinbrother January 2, 2021
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The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.
Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020
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Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.
Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.
by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 27, 2011
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doin' the squidward

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.
Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011
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Giving Squidward the business

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"
by CB and BC March 6, 2014
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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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