The sleeping beauty

When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.

I want to see Steve's reaction when he finds the sleeping beauty on his bed!

by Lilchild July 11, 2011

the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.

Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone

by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017

The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.

“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”

by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019

Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.

Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!

by Nomadisense October 15, 2023

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010