friend the sheep

Wilbur soot’s best friend

Wilbur: Look it’s friend the sheep!
Friend: baa

by Bumaine May 21, 2021

Tossin' The Sheep

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.

Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.

by meta_debater November 20, 2011

The Sheep

Slang term for Amber Heard’s fanbase. ie: they follow the Heard.

“Aww, man. That person is one of The Sheep”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because he follows the Heard.

by Dirk Pitt May 29, 2022

Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

by JJamie March 1, 2014

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

ERIC THE SHEEP

Eric the sheep is the leader of the sheep

He can duplicate himself and can fill a room with sheep In seconds

He the the enemy of The Sticky Note God

Eric the Sheep gnawed on the arm of the sticky note summon

by L124 February 13, 2023

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004