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Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
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The Shamrock Shakes

The term used to define the diarrhea after eating McDonald's.
Person 1:Dude you wanna go to McDonald's before we go to the party?
Person 2:I dunno man, i dont wanna get the shamrock shakes at the party.
by Alund0 January 16, 2010
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the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
by adr39 January 19, 2010
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get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 4, 2024
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The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.
Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!
by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022
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Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.
Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!
by Soupy March 15, 2009
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what's the shake?

Girl: What's the shake?
Boy: A fight!
Girl: oh...
by FutureSex October 5, 2006
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