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Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.
by Olive989 March 23, 2023
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fresh off the press

clothes you have just purchased and now are wearing it without washing
David: Cool shirt!
Ryan: Fresh off the press!
David: Umm? Okay.
by crazylm33 January 12, 2012
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Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.
by S Poppy July 11, 2020
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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.
John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.
by RexGibson August 11, 2004
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The Mylapra Press

The Mylapra Press originated from a small town from the state of Kerala, India. This position begins in doggie-style (preferably with a female partner) and prior to climax, gets grip of her hair with one hand, and with the other punches her in the love handle repeatedly while the male progresses to thrust harder and harder, simulataneosly! This position is commonly transitioned into the Donkey Punch. This is a common act in the town of Mylapra for keeping the women humble!
E Koli gave his girl The Mylapra Press to show that he is the man of the house!
by E. Koli December 12, 2008
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