licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

by Jessica Rae March 21, 2006

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 29, 2017

Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.

I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel

by April 01, 2022

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 20, 2010