a potato

Are seriously now your looking up what the fuck a potato is what the fuck is wrong with this world
by Magcargo1 February 18, 2015
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potato

A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.
Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!
by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015
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potato

Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives
person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you
by Sush adush November 5, 2018
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potato

People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.
by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011
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potato

Being a human that has no life and just searches up sh*t on the internet

Or just straight up avoids social interaction
Guys, Imma be a potato for the rest of the day.
by Harsh Harmony November 15, 2016
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Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.
"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"
by Chdonga January 1, 2012
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