Crowd the Plow

In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.

That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.

by Kave737 January 8, 2009

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.

Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!

by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020

Plow the Corn Field

Engage in vigorous anal sex. Pillage the cornhole.

Rachel is at home waiting for me. She texted earlier she wants me to plow the corn field.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

The Bimbo Plow

Using your ass to push through a crowd of incredibly stupid/annoying girls.

Zach; oh great there is a whole group of fucking blondes in the C section stairwell, it is going to take an hour to push through that retard convention.

Brice; hahaha, watch and learn, iniciate the bimbo plow
step 1; turn away from selected target
Step 2; engage your power stance(see squating)
Step 3; keep backing up no matter what until you hear the satisfying crunch of an idiotic cunt smashing her skull on the floor.

Zach; OMG!!! the whole of the bimbocracy fell down the stairs... YESSSS!!! that was the most epic Bimbo Plow EVER!!

by Brice krispie October 27, 2011

I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

by I'd Plow Jessica's Field July 21, 2009

the georgia plow

The Georgia plow is when you are doing a girl from behind, you pick up her feet like she was a wheelbarrow, and then kick her hands out from under her and start walking.

I gave Suzy the Georgia plow last night, that bitch dug a trench in my carpet.

by Smack daddy February 20, 2014