The monkey
They did the monkey and it smelled
The monkey by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
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The monkey by Gaymur September 23, 2019
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
The Monkey Knuckle
Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)
The Monkey Knuckle by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008
The monkey guts
The monkey guts by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021
The Monkey Fucking The Skunk
This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
The Monkey Fucking The Skunk by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
The Monkey Bar
For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.
The Monkey Bar by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010