The Jacob Kennedy

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,

Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013

The Larry Kennedy

Using mayonaise as a lubricant during sexual intercourse

Man, last night I pulled The Larry Kennedy on a bitch I had just met that day!

by Ledouche333 May 24, 2009

The Un-Kennedy

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

The Un-Kennedy went to Harvard for undergrad and her husband is a philosophy professor.

by Coop Dupe November 25, 2020

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.

me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.

by cheeinst October 3, 2008

Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.

*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.

by Regular person#4643461 September 20, 2020