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the king 

ruler of gardenia, with limited access to o'mannys. lost a few dogs, but never a pussy.
nigga the king done punched your ass for cooking up all the cornish hens.
the king by butt2006 September 16, 2008

The King 

A large moldy growth in Clarissa's mini-fridge.
Kelsey>>
HOLY GOD! What the fuck is that?

Clarissa>>
All hail, "The King!"
The King by Moose69 August 22, 2008

the king 

Richard Petty
NASCAR driver
200 wins
7 Championships
Yes he's the king.
If not better than Dale, certainly damn close.
Dale Earnhardt Sr. is equal to or slightly greater than The King.
the king by Race_Fan8/29 February 20, 2005

The King  

The King is when you put in a big lip full of chewing tobacco, start doing a girl doggy style spitting it into her ass hole then pounding the chew spit into her ass hole turning her over and sticking it into her mouth then blowing your chew spit load all over her face.
The King by Jarome B December 27, 2007

the king 

All hail the king of Zimbabwe that is buddy

That small country in Africa
the king by Thatsaucekid February 26, 2020