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the big island which is off the side of europe 

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

trip to the islands 

Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker because you know your girl won't take it in the ass unless you give her a few mickies and drinks.

AKA
Greek
Me on the phone at work "...I definately want a trip to the islands."

Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the islands huh? Hawaii, the Caribbean, Greece?"

Me "Um. Yeah. The islands"

Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."

Boss "Let me get that number by the way."
trip to the islands by Buzzard4256 September 12, 2006

the canary islands 

The best islands in the world, theyre found off the coast of africa, and are filled with peacefull, civilised great Spaniards, but there are lots of buggered british chavs, so be warned.
"Hey, have you been to the Canary Islands? Its the best islands in the world! The brits wanted the island because their islands were already filthy with irishmen!"

"Yeah but now its filled with the worst British Tourists ever, especially the ones from the black country."
the canary islands by TheCanarian December 20, 2017

The Philippine Islands

The colonial and derogatory term for The Philippines. Popularised by American G.I.s from World War II, and after the war. Currently still used today in North America

Its shortened version is P.I.
I am a Filipinx since I was born here but my parents migrated from The Philippine Islands back in the 80s.
The Philippine Islands by BSDTK September 8, 2020

The Canary Islands 

One of the best islands in the world.
They're owned by Spain, and they're definitively somewhere to go if you wanna go to the beach every day
There's around 7 to 8 of them, and the biggest one is Tenerife!

Unfortunately during Summer prices to go there are high since demand, so try going in autumn or spring since most of the year it's mostly just summer!
(No, seasons don't really exist there)
Person 1: "Dude, I went to the Canary Islands in winter!"

Person 2: "And? How was it?"

Person 1: "It felt like I was back in summer! The beach was awesome and the rock beaches were the best!"

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

A British overseas territory in the southern part of the Atlantic ocean above Antarctica, and to the right of South America,
it is rumoured to have a population of 0 but it has a higher chance that it inhibits an estimated population of ≤30 people, whereas its neighbour Falklands has about 3400 as of 2017 and its mini island neighbours having about 10 people on it (mainly researchers and scientists).

South Georgia is also mainly popular for its whaling stations, which kills and sells wales, mainly the Leith harbour whaling station which is now abandoned had started operating in 1909 and ended in 1965 took about an estimate of 50,000 wales making it the highest production whaling station during that time, most whaling stations on the island were destroyed by german raiders.

Its animals consist of many species of fish and have a lot of penguins who come to visit the island which are from the Antarctic, as said earlier whales are also were a main part to the island in the 1900's and also have a large amount of insects that inhabit the island

The economy and GDP is yet unknown to the public but South Georgia's landscape mainly consists of snowy mountains, small islands and only a small amount of towns, mainly being Grytviken with 2/3 of the islands population, also being the islands capital.

The average temperature is about 1.7 degrees Celsius and snows from June to November.
National Documentary: "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands is a British territory with many species of fish and penguins."

Person: "My great grandfather, who was a Scotsman, used to do whaling on South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands."