The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.

"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"

by deak larjé March 30, 2022

Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

the hillbilly harmonica

To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position

Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?

What's that.

Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020

The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.

What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020