The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.

Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.

by The Grizzly February 8, 2010

jump on the grizzy

In this usage, grizzy is slang for grenade. It means to take one for the team, and jump on the grizzy (grenade). The grizzy is the ugly chick with a group of hotties.

Man, I had to take one for the team and jump on the grizzy last night. She was a generous 4 at best.

by tufosx September 19, 2013

The Grizzlies

the dodgeball team known around central mass as a joke. they should not be taken seriously. they get defeated by cowapowa every friday. they should not be taken seriously and they are an embarassment to dodgeball. its sad that they think theyre good.

wolfie bran mike beany danny sully & anthony = The Grizzlies. yuck.

by Domination. October 15, 2006

The Grizzlin' Bibbies

You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.

"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."

"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."

The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

Skinning the grizzly

To just buckle down and do something. To just buckle down and 'do the damn thing'.

To masturbate.

"Hey, how's it coming along?"
"Well .. I had to start Skinning The Grizzly, but I got it done!"

by n0kkie January 11, 2024

Skin the grizzly

1:) To buckle up and do something: Gearing up (lit. Or fig.) and taking on a challenge or task with determination and readiness.

2:) To do the damn thing: Getting ready and fully committing to taking action, especially in the face of a difficult or demanding situation.

3:) A euphemism for male masturbation.

I don't care what you all say, I'm still going to skin the grizzly.

by MaddDoGG5150 January 11, 2024

Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.

1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"

by McAlperson November 28, 2012