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hear the gong, byatch!

Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.

In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!

You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
by hiverne November 24, 2006
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Kick the gong

1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).

2. To mastubate (if you're male).
1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):

She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around

2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.
by Benoit Racine February 8, 2009
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ringing the gong

The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.
Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.

Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.
by brohamovich April 29, 2008
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Ring The Gong

It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.
Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar

Bill: What’s the address

Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!
by Meditation Papi February 27, 2022
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Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020
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The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020
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