give the girl who sent you this your hoodie 

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

give the girl who sent you this your hoodie by user111444117 December 13, 2021

unique against-the-system white girl syndrome 

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.

"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

unique against-the-system white girl syndrome by Inumeration July 14, 2016

syrah the girl 

A beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. She’s absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has to many greate features to name all at once, but her tummy is one of the cutes things in the world. At the same time her hair is just gorgeous, Also she has the cutes nose in the world. There are to many features to name. She’s very strong and sometimes independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. She’s just so silly. I don’t know anyone that cares more about her friends. And she will sacrifice her own happiness for them. She’s truly and original. She’s the sweetest girl with a voice that could end a war with one sentence. She’s always there to support me evan when I mess up. She’s not that type of girl who you pick up at the bar and take home. She will enchant you in every way possible. She’ll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away. There will never be a girl like her trust me.

Syrah the girl who is enchantingly beautiful.

syrah the girl by Flower69 May 9, 2018

spider-girl (the gwen stacy)

when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall

I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse

spider-girl (the gwen stacy) by meatspindotcom October 2, 2019

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips 

shut up and dance!

Shush girl shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips

-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips by 3oh!3luver! June 23, 2009

spin the girl 

A game in which willing (or forcably coerced) participants surrounding a table, spin a girl on a lazy bob or susan (depending on regional preference)marked with an arrow. When the arrow lands on the winning participant, he or she must sexually gratify the spun girl for a predetermined amount of time. Rules can be changed to suit your preference and sexual deviances.

We played Spin the girl last night with Becky. It was a hoot!!!

spin the girl by Lazybob November 8, 2007

steve the girl cat 

ma babagrill

have you met holly cat?

i love steve the girl cat

steve the girl cat by stevesbabagrill October 22, 2022