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The down lowest

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."
by sophiataavi December 18, 2012
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Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)
All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.
by 4514 September 29, 2010
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man on the down low

1)Heterosexual man who engages in anal sex with other men. 2)Married man who sleeps with men, with out any one knowing.
3)Prisoner who needs a pick-me-up.
4)A self identifying yet closeted homosexual.
Mary and John were happily married with three kids, John had many business trips he had to go on so he was not at home often. John's "business" trips included long nights in hotels with strange men involving sexual encounters. Years later Mary found out she was HIV positive and couldn't figure out why. John was a man on the down low.

DMX has sex with men but know one knows about it. He is a man on the down low.
by Arlesh June 28, 2008
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On The Down Low

slang; an expression for a BISEXUAL black man (who "thinks" he's straight - hah!), married or with a girlfriend, having sexual relations with another man.
Lennie pretends he's not bisexual, but he's on the down low - so, duh, same difference!
by Yo! April 18, 2004
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make the down

Pay in cash at the time of purchase.
You better make the down right here, right now. I don't play that post-dated shit.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 21, 2005
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the down and dirty

The real deal; the true story; what's really going down; what's happening behind the scene.
"Here's the down and dirty." "What he's telling you is the down and dirty."
by free_me July 6, 2006
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A term basically meaning "wanna have sex" it's used to signify a desire for a t4t relationship without letting the cis "people" know
eddie: hey wanna ride the down with the cis bus with me?
tj: hell yeah!

*they start making out*
by cisphobic March 13, 2021
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