Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 14, 2010

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 03, 2010

Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

by Apox66reddit September 03, 2010

The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.

That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.

by Bubbabobobbrain December 07, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 11, 2011

Chilean Miner Syndrome

The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.

Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.

Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.

by Mr Redmond January 03, 2011

Lone Chilean Miner

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

by Slippery Dingo March 24, 2012