The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

The Yellow baron

The leader of any all gay ski team distinguishable because they wear the teams only bright yellow jacket

Man the yellow baron is ripping up the slopes today.

by Meatzee December 14, 2008

Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

by dan102 September 20, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

STEAL THE BACON

A game played in Harlem in which teams try to grab an object and get back to base without being tagged.

Teams line up, facing one another, about 30 feet apart. The object (e.g. a stick) is placed at the mid-point between the two lines. A "caller" stands to the side and calls out players by number, by odds or evens, or "all in" and the designated players run to the middle, each trying to STEAL THE BACON (grab the stick) and run back to their line without being tagged by an opposing player. Hours of fun.

by bells110 April 8, 2009

Rollin off the bacon

awesome, awe-inspiring, rad, sweet

Dude, your ride is rollin off the bacon.

by cranberry1 March 12, 2010

The Bacon Hammock

The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.

Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?

Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.

Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.

Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.

by infernlmagician October 16, 2009