dave the barbarian

only the best show on t.v.

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"

by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006

pwnan the barbarian

Noun

Used to describe the act of savagely destroying an opponent.
spawned from the root word pwn, pwnan the barbarian is closely related to the word pwnchavilla, a word with the same meaning.

I just went pwnan the barbarian on that n00bs bitch-ass!

Dont make me go pwnan the barbarian on u n00b!

by Pwnr blair March 11, 2008

Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

Golrath the Barbarian

A Rallos Zek worshiping barbarian born in Halas. One of the four members of the Quartet of Bones. Golrath loves to eat bones.

Golrath the Barbarian shouted, "I WILL EAT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"

by God the Barbarian October 19, 2003

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...

we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

by nick,lupe.conan March 15, 2008

Jupiter, the Barbarian

A rage-filled, hateful phrase.

"We were just talking normally, when he suddenly pulled out a Jupiter, the Barbarian on me!"

by killall April 28, 2004

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005