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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Austina The Ballerina

Austina is extremely annoying, he is also known as an Emo Llama Baddie.
Girl 1: “look at that, it’s austina the ballerina! He’s so emo”
Girl 2: “ya, i know”
by _Fl0w3r March 19, 2022
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Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.
"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"
by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019
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Austin The Kangaroo

a side character from backyardigans, Tasha The Hippo was better.
by thickynicky37 November 12, 2020
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Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level
"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete
by I need something to do October 19, 2018
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Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"
by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020
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Austin The White Nerd

smells like ass and gave blowjobs to get his gaming pc, he only play valorant and usually leaves to cook or pray in the middle of the game
Shut Your Dad Up! He's Being Austin The White Nerd!
by Ryuuu January 11, 2021
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