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jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.
As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!
by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009
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jack that ass

take that Bytch out of the club and have sex with it
i jacked that ass out of the club and fucked that Ho then bounced with her younger Sister
by homeboy October 17, 2004
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jack hammer that hoe

to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.
by carl q June 9, 2008
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You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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people that need to collect jack

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.
by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018
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That's jacked!

G-rated version of that's fucked up.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.
"l ran bath water to take a bath and grandma just snuck into the tub and locked the door! That's jacked!!"
by Loco bitch September 25, 2009
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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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