textertain

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.

Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "

by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010

texpert

Someone who can touch-text proficiently.

"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.

by mikey3256 April 16, 2014

Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.

Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?

by Officer nipples 42 October 31, 2017

texpert

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011

textperate

one's undying desire to be texted, all the time, anywhere, and by anyone. this desire is so strong, the person is considered to be desperate for texts.

Person 1: every one of his FB statuses ends in "...text?"
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.

by jadedbitofjoy17 August 30, 2009

textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity

Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.

by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

Textpester

Verb
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply

2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion

Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv

My mom is textpestering me about my plans for the weekend.

by Garritty February 9, 2019