Texas Oil Well

The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.

Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.

by cj04 April 17, 2006

texas oil field

Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.

I fucked her ass so hard, she erupted like a texas oil field.

by sluggo140 April 17, 2006

texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.

"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."

by leafster101 July 31, 2020

Texas oil rig

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.

Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.

by Fine I'll do it December 7, 2016

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011

Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018