When someone does something that is so sad and retarded that you lose all hope for humanity.
It can also be a bad attempt at appearing tough or intimidating.
It can also be a bad attempt at appearing tough or intimidating.
guy 1 - "Someone called me last night as restricted, called me a pussy, giggled then hung up.
guy 2 - "That's pretty tewksbury."
guy 1 - "Looks like mike is wearing his black beater again to the gym."
gym 2 - "I'm sick of all the tewksbury this guy tries to pull."
guy 2 - "That's pretty tewksbury."
guy 1 - "Looks like mike is wearing his black beater again to the gym."
gym 2 - "I'm sick of all the tewksbury this guy tries to pull."
by lampshavenothingtodowiththis July 22, 2010
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A small town in northern Massachusetts where people from Lowell come to buy groceries. Seriously. Have you been to the meat department at the Market Basket in Lowell recently, with their expire-next-day meat? It's fucking horrifying.
Tewksbury is also the headquarters of Market Basket's owners, which is probably why their meat department doesn't suck quite so much.
by Emperor Joshmaul July 16, 2009
Get the Tewksbury mug.Very wealthy town in Hunterdon County, NJ. Has a very small village area at "Oldwick". Very quaint and rural. James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) just bought a house here in the past year. 87% white, but of course all the Indians and East Asians will change that fast as they are continuing their onslought into many of the historical colonial 200 - 300 year old towns in NJ. Nonetheless, this town is a very ideal place to live with outstanding schools. Very similiar to Pound Ridge, NY.
Resident 1: Yo I heard Tony Soprano just moved to Tewksbury with his Asian wife.
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
by Corpswhore August 7, 2011
Get the Tewksbury mug.A mystical land of adventure. Usually referred to the slaying of dragons, or capturing of mythical faries. Generally relates to the story of Sir Adam rescuing Princess Emily from the Puerto Ricans and Firecrotches and Broken-Handed Football Players. It is a deepy saddenging and enlightening tale.
Sup Tewksbury.
by tooty tooty fruity cakey October 16, 2008
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by Frankie April 5, 2005
Get the tewksburied mug.Person 1 - "You're ugly."
Person 2 - "Your face is ugly."
Person 1 - "You're a fuckin' idiot.."
Person 2 - "Tewsh!"
Person 2 - "Your face is ugly."
Person 1 - "You're a fuckin' idiot.."
Person 2 - "Tewsh!"
by Dante & Jane July 15, 2007
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