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texticide

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting
To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"
by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009
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tetrafide

1. When you've become so terrified of something, you become petrified at the same time.

2. When you've played so much Tetris, you are no longer aware of the outside world or even who you are- a vegetable-like state.
1. "She saw a monster on the street and immediately was tetrafide."
2. She had played so much Tetris that she was in a tetrafide state.
by Msleadingbelle February 5, 2017
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tetrified

to be overcome with fear as the Tetris blocks stack up higher and higher.
MJ: "Last night I was playing Tetris and I got to level 10 with 2 rows left and I was totally tetrified and I ended up losing."

Coco: "Lol noob"
by BA2theMAX October 29, 2008
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testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
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tetrified

The fear of potential embarrassment one feels when trying to carry a stack of items to the checkout.
"We should've gotten a cart, or at least a basket, I'm tetrified all these boxes we're carrying are going to end up on the floor."
by Neal L January 14, 2008
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tetrified

1. (adj) The fear of not fitting in, being out of place.
2. (adj) The fear of not being able to get something to fit.
1. "I'm going to meet her parents tonight for the first time. They're from a completely different background, and I'm tetrified."
2. "I just spent $2400 on new furniture, and I'm tetrified I won't be able to get it up the stairs to the apartment."

Complete credit to JB (a.k.a 'Dal')
by UncoGirl January 5, 2008
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Texticide

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.
P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!
by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009
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