Penal Teton

A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clarinets. If you aren't careful it will take you off to the fantasy world of Taco Bell.

-(To be sung) The Penal Tetonsssss in a fantasy world of taco bell!

- That freshman is such a penal(teton)

by TaylorAWalker January 20, 2009

Grand Teton

Hard working father who wants to relax in his chair when he gets home from work.

The Grand Teton is done with work and headed home to play card games on his computer.

by Shockerballa22 May 4, 2023

Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.

Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!

by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023

belle dame sans tetons

A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)

Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.

by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005

Tetons

Like totems, but not.

The Grand Tetons, they’re like totems, but not.

by Zindibar July 14, 2018

Gordo teton

el gordo teton es un especimen que abunda en todas partes, sus argumentos carecen de sentido y su cabeza de claridad,
este titulo puede ser usado amistosamente entre amigos o como una manera de invalidar al resto con total impunidad

carlos es terrible gordo teton (amistosamente). sos terrible gordo teton (desclasificatoriamente). eu gordo teton (indefinido)

by softyl September 6, 2022

sapo teton

It is a God-tier-level insult used extensively by the Puerto Rican reguetonero crowd in the early to mid-1990s.
It lacks a precise meaning but is instead reserved as a final insult, usually proceeding with violence.

Mere, papeh, tu no mete’ cabra, sapo teton.

Plah, plah, plah (gun shooting sound).

by Calinga Bro June 4, 2024