tristanium

Extremely dumb metal that cannot be used for literally anything. It is absolutely useless, just like the dumb name that it's been given.

Hey what are we going to do with all that tristanium? A piece of shit would be more useful.

by Topkektrump August 15, 2017

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristanism

you're a racist and hate communists

I believe in Tristanism

by RigBone37 January 18, 2024

Tristanium

if (not/else) = not tristanium;
then (is/true) = tristanium.
Specific to kids named Tryston or Tristan.

"Cool it on the Tristanium, Tristan.

by N3G@71V3zero January 16, 2025

Tristaning

Blasting Over excessive TikTok on any form of call.

Shane! Stop Tristaning it before I am annoyed!

by aefqwfq April 27, 2025