tepidusferramentumaphobia

The irrational fear of warm cutlery.

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."

by heatlump February 19, 2013

Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

tempid

1. A new word created by teenagers at www.tempid.com, when the word "tempid", was mistaken for the word tepid (meaning warm).
Originally, it kept its original meaning, but played on other temperature-related idioms such as cool and hot. Someone "tempid" was "cool" (someone "hip", or at the forefront of fashion) as well as "hot" (good-looking, sexually appealing).

2. Tasty Food

This is a term used more widely on the internet than verbal communication.

1.
I am such a tempid guy!
Is she a cool chick? Yes, she's gorgeous too, she is tempid!

2.
This food tastes tempid!

by D.C. October 1, 2004

tepidarium

It is like a warm room in like an ancient Roman bath.

P1: Danisnotonfire mentioned it so now everyone needs to know it
P2: mentioned what?
P3:that he was in a tepidarium

by mxdooy December 31, 2014

tepid

1. When it is not quite phat and it's not quite honkified. It's tepid.

2. When shit is just totally beyond the point of being hot, it's TEPID.

2. Did you hear that new 50 Cent joint? Yeah, I heard he wants to make a change. Yeah, that shit was tepid.

by Manim Ramus June 1, 2005

tepid tejano

while performing a hairy taco (also in urban dictionary.com) you put lukewarm gravy on her tits and she thinks you have blown your load. when she looks up you get her in the face and tell her some sour cream fell out of the hairy taco

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

tepid cunt

A tepid cunt is a poor excuse for a human being, half-hearted or unenthusiastic approach to all aspects of life whilst at one and the same time, being a cunt. Found in the fuckwit fringes of leftish activism, especially Greenpeace, they can also be found trying to fly blimps (poorly) or flying illegally over Scottish airspace.
They tend to be offended by everything and I really do mean everything, often resorting to making shit up like "cultural appropriation". Tepid cunts can also be found knocked the fuck out during protest clashes after fucking with the wrong people. Of course you could just go to Twitter or Instagram and find a infinite number of these "people".

"Did you enjoy wearing that lovely Chinese inspired dress at your prom? You did! Great! Unfortunately there is a Tepid Cunt that somehow has found offense in it, sorry luv".

" I'm a Instagram Star and social influencer! Touch me I'm famous !"

"NOOOOOOOO! fuck off you Tepid Cunt!"

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018