Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Tendou

My boyfriend.

Tendou is not creepy fucking monster

by Jelpin January 26, 2021

tendoloitus

A combination of a tendon, a ligament, and a loitus. Commonly used when expressing sheer pain from, in, and around joints, tendons, and ligaments.

"Oww! I just sprained my tendoloitus"

by bboybob23 February 2, 2010

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

Tenderoni girl

They way men truly love there women to be. Sittin home in there clothes. But can dime up. Cooks, cleans, and men love to spoil. Trustworthy and she puts just the same amount effort into the relationship.! 50/50

I got a tenderoni girl.

by It’s me 55 February 8, 2021

satori tendou

tendou is better than you. he will always be better than you. he is living perfection. whilst you? are ugly. in conclusion, tendou deserves life more than anyone you know

"baki baki ni ore, nani wo? kokoro wo da yo~
konagona ni kudake, nani wo?

seishin wo, da yo.

-satori tendou

by 1nsidi0us January 3, 2021

Altus Tendo

al·tus ten·do (al-tuhs ten-doh)
--verb
1. Latin phrase translated as "I reach high".
2. Motto of the USCG Chief Petty Officers Academy.

"Altus tendo!"

by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008