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Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
by rocksigneous July 30, 2009
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Tongue Technology

tongue technology

a term in the song AGUST D by SUGA aka AGUST D, that describes how

A. He is a great rapper
B. Hong kong is a korean slang for a woman to orgasm, so sending someone to hong kong means to give her an orgasm. SUGA must have used this meaning, implying he would make you cum with his tongue technology
Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap, My Tongue Technology
by Bored entj March 6, 2020
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Technology Jock

Refers to that of a Geek, however is much cooler or rather dope. They are the cool kids of the science world. They know a lot about technology and advancements in modern science. They have a really high understanding of technology and how everyday things work. Technology jocks aren't your everyday "Geek Squad" of IT repair man they know the nooks and crannies of all technology, in the scenario that they don't they will learn quickly. They acel in both Science and Math, however not limited to those subjects. They argue their side until they are proven wrong or the opponent loses, they can be stubborn at times but are generally speaking nice and flexible. They are the type of person that will be very successful in life. They aren't the type of people to back down from a fight, but they know their limitations, because of this they constantly push themselves to greatness and new heights. Some times they are viewed as condescending or arrogant, however truly aren't, It's rather that they have high expectations for all. Technology jocks are cooler than any other "jock" e.g. "theater jock" "Regular Jock" (The ones who are good at sports). The Term Technology Jock should never be overused as the term "genius" is.
That Sean guy, he knows his technology, he's such a Technology Jock.

That Isaac guy is a really good programer, he's such a Technology Jock.

I'm not a nerd, I'm a Technology Jock.

Oh, That Sean guy, I'm so glad he is a Technology Jock. It would be so annoying if he were a Theater Jock, and always breaking into songs.
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Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.
Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.
by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011
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Nigga Technology

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka.

Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks
"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy
by My name May 1, 2006
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Grange technology college

A school where people bring in fireworks.. teachers have affairs and no one gives a fuck about being under special measures.
Did you hear about that school?
It must have been grange technology college
by Abdul78_78 November 16, 2018
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Green To White Technology

An everlasting bond, apply it, let it dry.
First you got a cup, now you got a mug, Green to white technology.
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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